Friday, September 5, 2008

Do you work here?

No. I'm just carrying around piles of books and pushing this cart full of them while wearing a nametag answering the portable phone in my pocket and scanning books with this expensive computer thing. Isn't that what you do at stores you don't work at?!


Kate said...

For some reason, this post made me think of the six word memoir in "Not Quite What I Was Planning":

"Asked and Answered, Asshole, Next Question." by Joe Lockhart.

Kathleen Kelly* said...

hahahaha, love it!

Claire said...

I love it when you are wearing your coat with your purse on your arm, your coffee in your hand and shopping bags in the other standing at the Timekeeping terminal to clock out and someone walks up and asks when the next Janet Evonavich is going to be out in paperback. It's my absolute favorite.